Nevermind, his last name ends in 's' anyway.

Oof.

Blashemy!

Nix the Twix!

Sounds like he needs some Colon Blow every morning!

43mph over? Here in VA, they’d put him under the jail after they milked for the fines.

God, I hate the name ‘Crossain’wich’ SOOO much. Almost as much as I hate the Left/Right Twix thing.

Well, at least this actually makes more sense than the original story.

Yeah, ultimately, the speed method is the best, it just takes practice. Actually, that applies to all these tips. You can read them a thousand times, but you get better at it until you’ve been peed on a couple of times.

I’m glad it is not just me. I can’t even use kinja on mobile anymore, the ads just make it a clusterfuck.

What is it about this article that pissed off the Bufffuck troll so badly?

It’s been a thong day’s night, my boody’s feeling, like I’m nude.

As a parent, the cattle pod is the only viable solution.

I mean, I’ve seen small children lick windows just for the sake of doing it.

I like this idea better, since that is where Warren can actually do the most good.

I’m surprised Bernie didn’t say “ Shut up Biden, I was there. Get off the stage so Harris and I can debate.”

This ain’t new, she’s been wearing dentures for decades now.

Oh Yeah!!!

Ditto, The only person the mosquitoes like more than me is my son. They love his ginger-self so much, he can walk outside for 5 minutes and come back and tell us how bad the mosquitoes are.

Lol, poor Bob Dole. He waited for ‘his turn’ to run for president, and all he got was a lousy case of ED.