Don’t hate yourself, we’re all assholes here. On one hand, taking into account she was 74 years old, I’d actually be concerned she could have died from a heart attack or something from all that fast spinning. On the other hand, it seems like they knew she was spinning faster and just said, “Fuck it, lets keep on…

I always preferred driving the minivan around.

Excellent use of comics reference!

Yeah, on first read through I thought he may have been going for ‘paternal figure caring for a young daughter-like figure’ kind of relationship, although a few comments could definitely be construed more to the ‘I think you’re hot but too bad I’m this old’ kind of thought. Plus, I assumed at the time it was just…

It’s hard to pull of off charismatic and dickhead at the same time. That is one of the few things the movies managed to pull off decently.

What, you don’t know any born and raised Canadians who DON’T have an Autstralian accent?!

I don’t think I’ve ever heard a charge like that. I still wish it would have been here in the U.S. though. It would have taken a while, but a good prosecutor could’ve gotten him on something like an assault charge, maybe even try for poisoning the food since too much flouride can make you sick (Yeah, it can…

You should be ashamed of yourself for putting/not putting the kitty in the box. Your mother/Not your mother is right!

Best follow up comment ever!

Lee could be redeemed. Put him on 1 C (or D) list character book, but he has to ink and color it anyway he wants. He can co-write but has absolutely NO editorial control over anything. Thats the only way you'll see him get really creative, by forcing him to. Also, he'll quickly stop all that damned cross-hatching when…

Bring in a resurrected Ultimate Warrior and Mick Foley (since he has always been a corpse) as a tag team.

Oh great, so Ben Carson is running a security company now?

So what you are telling me, is they are all getting paid a lot of money not govern or create a situation where they don’t govern.

All these comments about 8 year control of the state government made me look up the Michigan situation. I believe Michigan has now took the crown from Oklahoma for “States that shoot themselves in the foot”.

Now I’m pondering the lunacy of computer viruses with an EULA :)

He was just talkin’ ‘bout (a) Shaft!

When you give a mouse a cookie...

Damn it Frank, why didn’t you Fiona anything when she graduated?

When lost, in danger, or in doubt

I initially thought it would be Deliverance but your pick is a much better fit.