aka “Presented without context: Y’all ain’t gonna believe the shit these fuckheads wrote!!”

Every time something disturbing like happens, I believe a line of kinja code is permanently deleted forever, as if it never existed. I’m certain that’s how continual scrolling was implemented; we did it to ourselves!

I’m trying to find my wife some Rosetta Stone for German. This isn’t all that different for her anyway, as long as they have facebook. It shouldn’t take much to convince her to learn German for $18,522 $6,522 and free pancakes for 2 months.

“Well, he was carrying a gun but I left all my drop-guns in the trunk of my cruiser. But I’m certain I saw the smell of marijuana in his left-side pocket; gimme a minute and I’ll go get it out of my locker to show you. Shit, did I just say all that out loud”?

Nothing tops Captain America eating babies!

Yeah, this case has taken way too many turns, I can’t find anyone even remotely related to it credible. I’m gonna need Smollett, his 2 ‘Attackers’/’Co-conspirators’, any and all current or former attorneys, the judges and all the Police ‘Investigators’/’Justice Obstructionists’ to have to sit down in a room, and…

Are you serious? Man, this is Virginia. We’ve got a Lynchburg AND a Blacksburg! And they’re not all that far from each other; I think Roanoke is in between them. Seriously. Now we need an enlightening yet very entertaining article from Harriot pointing this out.

I can relate. It's just like When You Give A Mouse A Cookie.

Truth! Additionally, as a non-pilot, the 2 pilots who did not report the incident during their flight should absolutely be reprimanded for failing to do so. While their inaction is certainly not to blame for the following crash, reporting what occurred prior could have definitely prevented it. I don’t think the off…

Also, If you’re eligible, you can get Spotify For Students for only $4.99/month. They also added (for a limited, i think either 1 year or 2 years which I’m pretty sure is the maximum period you can get Students discount for) Hulu with commercials AND Showtime. So I’ve definitely gotten my money’s worth for the past 9…

I’m curious how this will play out, in regards to Marvel’s time-sliding-scale continuity. Since this seems to be using original events of these characters’ background (60's, Vietnam War, etc), Peter will be at least 50 years old by the turn of the century. And I just can’t see him slinging around New York at 70 years…

Some of that might depend on the continuity they are using. In the original comics, Tony Stark was injured and created the first Iron Man armor during the Vietnam War, around 1963, thus he was just starting out. Within the next year or so he went from the bulky grey 1st suit, to the bulky gold suit, to the redesign…

“Octone”? Like, I’m aware there’s a lot complications and shenanigans when naming Transformers for different markets, but, that just sounds stupid. What is an Octone? They just should have went for a totally different, good sounding name altogether.

Well I got excited to learn that it includes Acroyear and Baron Karza, then disappointed when I remembered that Bug isn’t included since he’s owned by Marvel.

Why do the Micronauts have to be so small? I can’t even tell which ones are included. :)

Yep. Nothing a few steroids and Gamma rays won’t fix.

All in mod-, mod-er, modera-, total abstinence or full fledged zealot, pick a side!!

LOL! That shit is so over the top it’s hilarious. I had no idea Bollywood was inspired by anime action scenes to the point of trying to be even more outlandish than them!

I can totally see Hopper become more jaded as the seasons continue, eventually channeling some of that Danny Glover “I’m gettin’ too old for this shit” vibe. Upon retirement, he would basically be Stan from Stan Against Evil.

I pray someone has sense enough to actually do a very thorough investigation of her, as in, bringing he police IA or even the FBI. The reason being that, while these incidents are absolutely terrible, I guarantee you she’s done a lot worse that we don’t know about. Thankfully she was stopped, cause there is no doubt…