Never stop Torch. Never let up. One day you will uncover how deep the Pixar Cars conspiracy goes. You might uncover something like CarsGate, where you find out your Homonculous theory is correct and they’ve abducting human children to provide the human bodies for these cars. The truth is out there...

I also willing to bet it was the last 75 minutes of that time.

Look, we obviously need to have a talk about the proper length of nose hair here.

“It’s my money and I want it now!”

You sound like you know how to make good lemonade.

I like you’re turn of phase.

Why do they call it ‘taking a dump’? You’re not taking it anywhere.

Poor lane inegrity i agree with. It means they are inexperienced, incapable or intoxicated. When I was teaching my son do drive I’d always tell him, “Straighten it up, we ain’t playing ping-pong”.

I’m in Henry County. I’m gonna counter with North Carolina plates: Those fuckers will keep flooring it to 100 and play “Frogger” on the bypass even when 220 is clogged with traffic from the Martinsville race. Of course, it helps the local revenue to have all our State cops pulling them over on these occasions so I…

Umm..one of my friends is Colin Collins. And his middle name is Steve. We just call him ‘Goat’.

Funny, I don’t care either. As long as your paying taxes like the rest of us, who gives a shit? Plus, it’s the only hope we’ll ever have of seeing any Social Security.

<cue the little girl meme> Why not both?

Your neighborhood? How many neighbors with torches and pitchforks can you round up?

The only thing that would curb my desire to kill this child abusing piece of trash with my bare hands is the assurance that the child would never, ever see this video of his mother abusing him like this.

As time has proved again and again, apparently it isn’t that easy.

You just know the cops were giving him hell about his name. I mean, they busted him with this huge amount of pot(ter) and he’s going to tell them his name is Harry Potter? ID or not, you know they still weren’t believing this shit at first.

I was thinking ABC gum and fleas on top of rice.

What if you notice they have teeth in their crap? (assuming they didn’t flush/it didn’t go down)

You get a star for the comment. I wish I had another star to give for the username.

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