To be fair, I think Berman is used to saying, “This has never happened before. I swear.”

I’m not sure if this or the post about ethically sourced porn is worse TBH. Those two and the blackmailing of the Geithner guy is probably the holy trinity of awful, though.

Seeing as how there is nothing to be sensitive about, I would assume the latter

Go Redskins!

But we can call them “Washington Football Team” instead! We will make a passive-aggressive point about...Andrew Jackson? Yes! And we totally won’t lose any readers who think the headline is about the Washington Huskies* instead of the Redskins.

Just be smarter and avoid the names all together. My Lions just used the logos because we all know Lions fans can’t read or write and are pretty stupid beyond colors and pictures. I’m also dictating this to my friend to type for me as I cannot read or write. Go Lions

as someone who suffers from gigantism, the New York football team offends me

Goddamn psych majors.

Sounds like quite the compromise.

Just Dred-ful.

Somewhere, a Salon writer is using this jumpoff for a Thinkpiece about how We Need To Talk About Pizza’s Race Problem

I don’t even want to know what Papa John is doing to his bowel. Oh, and then there’s the pizza.

Interesting that Joey Crawford is keeping his skills sharp doing DII games on his day off.

Why does the Deadspin stylebook define “plenty” as “a very small minority?”

Gallico was a man of his time. You would blanch to hear Benjamin Franklin’s thoughts on women, other races and homosexuals. Imagine how the McKennas of the future will laugh at you, poor fellow. You will seem impossibly provincial, hopelessly pompous, laughably conceited, insufferably self-righteous and, worst of all,…

Finally, a long awaited Foodspin post. Thanks Albert.

This is perfect for me because I can only get off on my own smug sense of superiority.

I’ve heard similar stories about other European countries. There’s plenty of problems with America, but near-universal freedom of speech, even for shitty thoughts like this asshole’s, is something I’m glad we have.

Legit question - can you be charged with a crime in Great Britain for what he said??

I can’t remember the last time I went a day without hearing about transgender issues. This disproportion of the number of people in the minority vs. amount of time spent discussing the matter must surely by the largest in history. This movie has a $25 million budget. Wonder what would happen if $25 million were…