I don’t even want to know what Papa John is doing to his bowel. Oh, and then there’s the pizza.

Interesting that Joey Crawford is keeping his skills sharp doing DII games on his day off.

Why does the Deadspin stylebook define “plenty” as “a very small minority?”

Gallico was a man of his time. You would blanch to hear Benjamin Franklin’s thoughts on women, other races and homosexuals. Imagine how the McKennas of the future will laugh at you, poor fellow. You will seem impossibly provincial, hopelessly pompous, laughably conceited, insufferably self-righteous and, worst of all,…

Finally, a long awaited Foodspin post. Thanks Albert.

This is perfect for me because I can only get off on my own smug sense of superiority.

I’ve heard similar stories about other European countries. There’s plenty of problems with America, but near-universal freedom of speech, even for shitty thoughts like this asshole’s, is something I’m glad we have.

Legit question - can you be charged with a crime in Great Britain for what he said??

I can’t remember the last time I went a day without hearing about transgender issues. This disproportion of the number of people in the minority vs. amount of time spent discussing the matter must surely by the largest in history. This movie has a $25 million budget. Wonder what would happen if $25 million were…

RG3 made the same excuse about his Wounded Knee

Reminds me of...

Never questioning Boomer again.

He hired away some of his old hires, giving ESPN a pretext to close the whole thing? It’s a very flimsy criticism, imo, but there are tons of vehement Simmons haters out there grasping for straws. Instead of looking at this and coming to the logical conclusion, that ESPN is a terrible company, they try to spin at as…

“ESPN has near-unlimited resources, enough fuck-you money to hire nearly whomever they’d like...”

The North Dakota North Dakota was an actual option? That three committee members placed first? Am I misreading this? If not, JF, KG, and DS are the real trolls and I applaud them.

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.

You tell him. Highlighting those accidents in completely unrelated racing series is only half the battle, though; don’t forget to remind him how NASCAR is also responsible for Stephen Strasburg’s back problems, Rapha Nadal’s knee, and David Foster Wallace’s depression.

Making sure I’m not missing anything here...Suggs intentionally goes after a notoriously injury prone QB’s legs in a preseason game and hides behind a poorly worded rule and it’s cool; Aiken gets brought to the ground harder than really necessary on a tackle and everyone on the Ravens bench and staff loses their shit?…