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Baseball Stars > R.B.I.

I prefer "LeBaroning," which is covering yourself with Corinthian leather and hoping nobody notices that you leave a puddle of oily brown liquid behind anytime you stand still for at least two minutes.

On 2nd thought, Bill-E-Goat was probably not the smartest idea for a mascot......

In case anybody thought he didn't deserve horrible things done to him.

Simpsons did it!

The cushioning on the outside of the helmet does reduce the force of impact, but that benefit is offset by the extra "grip" these helmets have which increases torsion when two come together, the risk of neck injuries offsets the benefit of collision injuries.

ProCap crew represent!

Mark Kelso was my childhood introduction to NFL concussions. My reaction as a kid was; if it keeps them from hurting their head, why don't they all wear them?

Hey guy, do you actually read Deadspin? Are you at all familiar with the institutional voice with regard to this issue? Do you have any grasp of subtlety? Did you, at any point today enjoy a moment of lucidity where you considered that Deadspin was actually poking fun at those who would snicker at Wes Welker,…

the fuck even is this article

I am really apalled by all the judgey comments I usually see here about mary kate olsen's relationship with that sarkozy guy. She is a 27 year old business woman and he is only 44. I really don't understand what the big deal is.

"Philip Rivers throws to... who I can only assume is an undrafted rookie from Appalachian State... And INTERCEPTED... by... a guy who probably played in the CFL last year? Maybe? Fuck it."