"Do not come to the Redskins training camp. I repeat, do not come to the Redskins training camp. It's a waste of time."

Chris Cooley would have been happy to give her an autograph, but his pen is retired too.

Not sure if happy or sad that I exclaimed "Bastion Booger!!" instantly.

Sean, I mostly agree with you, because the guy didn't even lose his job or anything, but Braun's entire quote is as follows:

Obviously an enormous talent for statistics, especially in nuanced scenarios like election forecasting. A pretty decent writer. Not that great on tv.

You've got a point. I'm gonna guess Ms. Dickson hasn't put too many pictures of 13% tips online before.

It's 13%. I mean, it's a little low but it's not like she was completely stiffed. I thought he was going to leave something like a dollar or tell her to keep the change. I've heard worse stories.

@JadeveonClowney ima save that and you will be the first person ill mock

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Yeah that was my guess, too. Poor guy.

I'm sure he tried to do #huge but accidentally hit #hugetits because of the annoying new feature on Twitter that suggests hash tags for you as you type them in. #Hugetits is actually the first thing that comes up when you try to do a #huge. See for yourself!

What a hilarious typo!!! He obviously meant Adam Dunn.

Travis, your screed is a perfect example of the real problem with women in motorsports. Hint: it isn't the women.

I'm with you on that one. ESPN has seemed to be afraid to get on anyone's bad side at the cost of intriguing content, and actual compelling argument.

Not gonna lie, totally agree with you on this.

You killed your own joke by over writing the post.

In a secret dungeon, in utter darkness, a screen spasms to life. A hand is seen, and a balding head, slumped over the armrest of a satin divan.

I'm just confused as to why Michael Jordan has so many twitter accounts.

i am woman, hear me roar