This is the hardest I've laughed in weeks. I love that the moms keep holding the banner, even after the first three kids get clotheslined to the ground.

Republicans have no place in journalism, other than as a token conservative "voice" to mock.

I continue to disagree with those who hated the Lost finale. Most of the people in this camp seemed to want a glorified FAQ to close the show. Personally, I think the final episode did answer most of the big questions about the show in a way I found totally satisfying. I thought the tone was perfect.

My one…

Stewart just beheaded the NFL on video and sent the tape to the NFL's parents and employer! The only problem is that neither still has a VCR, but when they get the footage converted to DVD, boy, oh, boy are they gonna see just how hard he ANNIHILATED their kid!

In theory, the NFL could still impose its own punishment that supersedes the team's wishes, though, correct? That is, even at this early stage of the judicial side of the situation, the league could shut him down.

I'm in the same boat - and trying to shop Gordon to get a RB. Sigh.

That capitalism will reward this choice by paying out for the business owner who makes it is not a defense of the choice; it is an indictment of capitalism.

I always liked that Nike / Dallas commercial.

I was wondering the same thing. And, if this happened in the NFL, would officials have to judge whether the helmet came off before the ball came out? What if it's simultaneous?

Guy on the left is channeling circa 1999 Bret Hart.

Amen. Anyone who feels "uncomfortable" showering with Sam is simply a bigot, albeit perhaps a mild one.

I don't understand what any of this is about. I just like playing video games from time to time. They no more define me than does the sandwich I eat at lunch. I can't imagine getting upset with someone because they want to eat different sandwiches than I eat. I buy Madden about once every three years, I do some…

I love these kinds of articles. Short, straightforward, interesting. Good work.

The good news is that the Reds are one step closer to becoming North Atlantic Conference champions!

I actually heard this joke as "lawyers," not "Jews," but the joke had probably been sanitized over the years before I heard it.

I think there are two different standards, though: Sexual orientation, as far as we know, has no real bearing on athletic potential. Sex, on the other hand, definitely matters. Women are smaller, slower, and weaker than men by a fair amount on average. Once you pare that down to elite athletes, it becomes even more…

Yes, she should cash in now. Two reasons. One, by the time she reaches age 18, most of the rules that would be a concern won't exist. Hell, the NCAA as we know it may not exist.

In a word: Subtle.