Law students are the worst. I'm at least glad there aren't as many of them as there were when I was in law school. Congratulations on wising up a bit, America.

"Might be an error, there."

We used to call this "cutthroat" back in my day. I think it might be more popular if that name were still used.

Our society is unjust, as evidenced by the fact that Dungy can express views we find distasteful and still hold a job with this kind of public prominence.

This is the product of the archaic notion that media need be objective, and that objectivity entails equal acceptance of every viewpoint, no matter how medieval or groundless or outright vile.

I've said it before about Kluwe, and I'll say it again: Sometimes I'm on his side of an issue, sometimes I'm not, but, either way, he always comes off as a self-aggrandizing asshole—-even when he happens to be 100% right.

I don't watch award shows, ESPYs especially, so I didn't see this until now. No snark tonight. He gets it. A+.

This was also "just a joke."

I like that the NBC affiliate guy interprets the SI article as a possible "clue" about LeBron's destination.

+1. Winner.

"Hatt Masselbeck has selected Matt Hasselbeck."

Ugh. Men and whites. The worst. I apologize on our behalf, forever. I hate this country so much. Again, I apologize.

As per usual, I agree with everything Olbermann says, here. #1 and #5 are indirectly tied to #3 - with the idea being that soccer in the US is set up, in part, to appeal to European-minded fans who like the idea that this isn't an "American" sport. Ultimately, that's a mistake if the idea is to turn soccer into a…

I laughed about ten times harder at this than a sane person should. Great stuff.

"TEN to one?!? What is this anti-egalitarian bullshit?" - Hamilton Nolan

"Money well-spent!" - CBTS Vice-President of Sponsorship, immediately before leaping from his tenth-floor office window.

Best thing I've seen all day.

"Grit Lord Kirk Gibson" is a keeper.

Read it again. I didn't say all soccer fans were hipsters. I said that I wasn't going to try to pass myself off as a hipster soccer fan.

You guys are so sensitive. "THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS HIPSTERS! IT'S A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT! SHUT UP, DAD - I MEAN, SHUT UP, ASSHOLE!"