The slow zoom slayed me. Well-played.

RIP, Misawa.

No, I am serious, and I agree with everything you just said. +1

Sam Eifling wins.

THERE. IS. NO. GOD.

I would have included this somewhere.

These guys ARE Nazis!

Best guess: He really had to piss.

I liked it. Sue me.

Damned if they do, damned if they don't.

TL;DR

VICTORY IS YOURS!

That's strong.

As someone from neither NY or Chicago, I have no natural rooting interest in this battle. Therefore, with some objectivity, I can say that New York pizza is vastly superior.

Teamwork!!!

No non-white ethnicity should ever be used as a mascot.

Alex Kidd is not impressed.

I enjoyed it.

I'm not defending Farrell (he was horrible last night after being terrific all year), but I also think there was a somewhat-hidden reason he didn't address: He was hoping to keep Workman in for another inning because burning Uehara to get to extras would have meant Morales or Dempster beyond that point (1.2 IP from…