Leaving a 13%+ tip isn't great, but it's a misdemeanor, not a felony, in the world of bad tipping.

I, of course, don't support religious intolerance in any form.

Your move, Tawny Kitaen.

That's bonkers. We're doomed.

Agreed. We should all take a progressive, socialist, feminist, Dave-Zirin-esque view of the world. And any who cross that line too far should be held accountable, whether that's Musberger or this BBC commentator. Musberger, like Paula Deen, should be removed from the public sphere. Whether his transgressions…

For the first time ever, I am a huge Simmons fan. Him immediately going back on the offensive when they cut back after the Doc interview was spectacular, made even moreso by the stark contrast of the other talking heads slipping into ESPN "we can't say anything negative or controversial" coward mode.

Not gonna lie - and I can't believe I'm saying this, but - he's been outstanding tonight. And I loved that he didn't back down in the face of Doc Rivers pulling a typical "he doesn't know the truth, blah, blah, blah." Meanwhile, the rest of the ESPN guys, predictably, sit in silence, not wanting to offend a…

"We're talkin' a LOTTA corn dogs!" - Gordon Beckham

Yes, he was great. Tight speech, a couple of funny stories, even some (generic) inspirational / message stuff. Also seemed genuinely happy to be there.

FWIW, I saw Verne Lundquist give the commencement speech at Hampden-Sydney College last year, and he was funny, concise, and generally excellent.

That division is a fucking minefield. Every team above .500 as of this typing.

0:54 - 1:01 made my week. Glorious.

Anyone else think Kobe smashed something as soon as the cameras stopped rolling?

Ha! I wasn't reading DS back then. I need to brush up on my DS memes!

I have no recollection of Duncan having that hair at all. I remember it being a little longer than it is now when he was at Wake, but I don't recall it being that long.

"Just keep looking straight ahead and keep your hands in your lap . . . you can do it . . . only two minutes left . . . come on . . . no eye contact . . . "

That's Jonny Gomes, who appears to cling to Buster Olney for dear life after the thunderclap.

The "little boy" part of Zoeller's comment never bugged me. I think Woods was like 21 during the '97 Masters. I felt like that comment was directed at his youth generally, not his race in a "get to the back of the bus, boy!" way.

#PROGBONER!!!

I say this with absolutely no snark or sarcasm: That dog is a hero, and the room gets a bit dusty when I think about how much loyalty a lot of dogs have, even at the expense of their own safety.