Kim Jong-Il is dead. North Korea is temporarily without a dictator.

That's one of the most disturbing injuries I've ever seen. Here's hoping it just looked much, MUCH worse than it turns out to be.

Easily the most troubling part of this piece is the revelation that being 37 qualifies you for a "senior" league.

Totally disagree. She was one of the most versatile female cast members they ever had.

The thing that jumps out to me about Tebow after watching this on NFLN last night was that he isn't just an evangelical. As has been pointed out here correctly more than once, there are plenty of guys who fit the Southern Baptist mold in the NFL. The difference here is Tebow's home-schooled origins.

I dunno. I don't believe in organized religion, I don't attend services of any kind, I'm agnostic at best, and I'm first in line to criticize the role that religious conservatives have in damaging not only our country, but also many places across the globe, where their impact makes our nutjobs look pretty harmless.

She's like a funny Jan Hooks SNL character circa 1989 come to life!

I'm pretty sure he has at least one Muppet grandparent.

To be fair, Sandusky did often have lengthy pauses in other interviews. This one, for example!

Happy to oblige:

Yep. That sounds about right.

I give up. I'm done. Tebow is inevitable. Might as well lie back and try to enjoy it.

If you think that's implausible, just wait until Belichick's non-explanation in the press conference. Two possible answers:

I was thinking the same thing. It's nice when parents can appreciate a good effort by both sides, and a good game, rather than just whatever their kid did that day.

They should alter their pregame chant to the more socially-acceptable "1, 2, 3, INWARD!"

Best thing I've seen all day. Wow.

Your dating preferences as in preferring guys with junk that won't potentially lead to hospitalization?

Seriously. I know I wasn't the only person just doing some quick math (double-checking by literally counting on my fingers). So, basically, Jack Dickey is a writer for a major national online outlet at age 20/21. I was lucky to be writing for a small startup at that age. I'm writing for the same…

Derek Jeter has mixed feelings about this poem.