This is literally the last album that I ever thought I’d see on Jalop. Beyond cool.

Conjecture.

Iraq’s “demands” were both typical and expected. It was posturing for the Iraqi citizens.

The Suburban LTZ

How is it that the Z3 M Coupe hasn’t been submitted?

Wow. So many personal comments about David Spade...so few about the point he was making: are these appearances harming the President’s stature, and the dignity of the office?

To reflect my two driving modes, I’ll offer the interiors of the ‘Buraban and the Abarth Zagato, the best of business and comfort.

“Most?” LOL. OK Dude. I think you need to get out more.

I want this so hard. I’d pay $10k. This is a future classic with driving characteristics that just can’t be found anymore...and its easy to work on.

Pox on them all, I sez. Modern cars are designed for “excitement” —fuck all that noise.

Is there any one person who actually believes this is pretty?

For Hillary...Im struggling to think of something that simultaneously bland, fake...and imperious...

Too many new cars are trendy, striking and (maybe) stylish. Personally, I look at the Ferrari and other new cards I think “Oh. Yeah...another one of those.” But to pretty a design it must have some timeless appeal. And in this respect, it think most new cards fail. Overly ornamented trash—designs such as these arise…

“Only Loyalty Will Save Ferrari.” This is...beyond true. But the other thing that will save the company is the tacky taste of rich people in Russian, China and the Middle East, and how these people aspire to classic prestige brands.. This why their newer cars look the way the do.

Wow. I’m actually feeling rather bummed out.

“I spent the early part of the afternoon getting freaked out by basically everything, including slight breezes.” ...laughed out my nose at this.

From graceful and gorgeous to garish and tacky.

Red Bull... As soon as they’re not at the front, they want to quit. Its so off brand, and unsporting. Im with Bernie here. They signed a negotiated contract.