It’s also very Southern turn of phrase. Not endorsing it, but my Southern relatives talk that way

Out of this whole, entire story, this is what bothers you?

It also bothered me but it sounds like the deputy was very emotional about what he saw, so I’ll give it a pass.

I’m going through this right now. I just lost my dad, and Oswalt’s words on his loss have been helpful, in a “Right. This is how it’s supposed to be.” way. It sucks. It all sucks and will suck for the foreseeable future.

Guy’s got a point. :(

“She won the argument in the worst way!”

Ah, Patton is smart and great at explaining what a loss and “healing” really feels like. I really like him. Glad he’s back out there.

Eh, plenty of fathers don’t care about kids, even their own. I think President Obama just has a really soft spot for children. He seems to light up around them.

Why wait? I’ve been sneering at humanity’s failings most of my life.

Yes. That’s the risk. Early in my transition I could choose to use the women’s restroom, and get screamed at for being a boy in the restroom, or going in the men’s and getting beaten up. Hell, I worked at a law firm, and a coworker came at me in the men’s room. A freaking law firm.

I wish I could just spike the rest of 2016 with vodka. But that would be irresponsible. Right?

What a brave kid. I know I would not have had the fortitude at age 17 to deal with such social pressure much less handle the stress of a supreme court case at the same time.

This is Newts high school basketball highlight reel:

My hysterectomy was done with the DaVinci 6 years ago.

Considerably less than what happens if a doctor is standing over an open abdomen with a knife in his hand and he has a heart attack or a seizure.

Let’s just hope there’s nothing wrong with da Vinci’s code

The people in the youtube comments certainly didn’t see through it.... Its a mess down there.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Gary, IN native here. Different kind of bros.

Could anything possibly be more northeast Indiana? From the hooting bros scurrying towards a scene of mayhem and possible death, to the cars cutting off an entire army of cops so they can get on the freeway six seconds faster than they otherwise would, to the armed freeway chase of a semi truck? What a place.