But you know what I really need? Is for this game to be on the switch.

Jason, you’re crushing it. And this isn’t even your final form.

Great write up P!

There was absolutely no point in publishing this. The fact that it got through the entire writing and editorial process with out a single person asking if it actually matters is baffling. 

Real question: Is he the most unathletic point guard in the NBA? Like The highest I’ve ever seen him get off the ground is maybe like 3 inches.

and the harshest thing said about RDR2 on Kotaku was... you can’t pet the cats?

Counterpoint: Bioshock Infinite is head-and-shoulders better than Anthem is.

It is possible for a thing to be awful, horrifying and repugnant. While at the same time have aspects that are hilarious. In fact, I’d say that is the best comedy.

Kirk, you’re right. Jason and Maddy are trippin’. Especially at the beginning the game does not seem dull or repetitive or a slog. At all. I actually don’t understand where they’re coming from. 

Agreed, I played the hell out of Forsaken but kind of winded down on it after clearing the raid. I skipped the Black Armory. And am now psyched I can jump in, get back up to level and experience this new stuff as well as the Black Armory! 

Seriously? Lol this catch-up method is pretty standard for living MMO/MMO-lite games. How do you expect them to get people at the point of entry?

I think youve had the wrong impression on what this pass was going to be in the first place...

Honestly even though the Wingman and Peacekeeper do seem to be the meta, really the best thing about this game is that nearly every gun is absolutely viable. Especially with attachments almost all of them can go toe-to-toe.

You’re in for a treat. Maria is one of my all-time Soulsbourne bosses. Such a fun fight. I’m so glad Kirk won this bet!!

Agreed...the gba FE games are some of my fav games ever. Easily series best. I liked Awakening and the other one for the 3DS....but this does not look uh interesting to me? I dunno. It just look’s bizarre. It doesnt feel like fire emblem. I may considering passing on it...weird.

As someone who has never played FF9 before I felt like this would be the perfect time to jump in. Are crashes a common thing with this port? I just passed the Evil Forrest and am having a swell enough time, but am now worried about the bugs. Nothing gamebreaking right?

Some of these comments are wild. Sure dude is corny and what he’s saying is two-faced. But he has a point. Mainly about the creative originality. It’s pretty fucking flagrant and Im surprised sooo many people are givin’ Gambino a complete pass. He makes one good record and a dope music video and now he’s untouchable…

Right...the fact that the game IS free to play makes most of his points kind of moot about “eroding the value” of games. Refusing to accept the premise of free entry automatically kind of deads this argument. 

My biggest minor gripe is that when you move next to an enemy or a building or both at the same time the cursor doesnt auto snap to the interactable things. Youre cursor is still free to run wild. It’s small but if I move next to an enemy, snap the damn cursor over to it. Or to any other thing my unit can interact…

This might be one of the worst things I’ve ever read? I honestly can’t tell if this is a troll or not. Tell me it is. It reads like some weird infatuation fantasy of the author, to an honestly almost creepy level. Your obsession with his looks and your false wishful characterizations of how he SHOULD be because he…