The scare quotes around victims are kind of shitty. Just because these people were cheaters doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck to have your identity stolen.

Happy that I did it, but it drained my very soul. That moment when you’re sitting on the floor, staring at the 400 pound cast iron bathtub that has nearly killed you twice already wondering how the hell you’re going to wrestle it into its final resting place:

My bathroom was “broken”

I bet it secretly accounts for like 80% of divorces.

Ugh. I took some time off from dating. A few years. I hadn’t had sex in THREE YEARS. I just didn’t prioritize dating. I was like I’ll date when I get the rest of my shit together. Then one day I decided, eh, I’ll never get my shit together, but maybe I’m ready to try this whole online dating thing.

Um, yeah, I can take that jackhammer off your hands, y’know, just doin’ a sister a solid and all.

In the late 80's there was a lady folk group in Seattle that had a song about SNAGs. I was a little too young to get the nuances of the song, but I clearly remember my mom’s friends cackling whenever it was played.

I hate deep eye contact, and talkatives...

I think this is millennial nonsense.

You guys, Tenderman already has a name, and that name is SNAG. It stands for sensitive new age guy.

Barrrrrrrf. I am a loud and proud feminist who will always be fiercely protective of a woman’s right to have whatever kind of lovemaking(BARF) she wants and needs but personally, goddamnit, take me to Pound Town.

Ok what about this though? I hate myself for even entertaining the idea that this isn’t bullshit, but goddammit my 13 year old was hospitalized for almost a month last year due to suicidal thoughts and major depression, so I’ve GOT to pay attention.

I have been a southern church goer my entire life and I have never seen anyone bring someone they are newly dating to church. People bring boyfriends, fiancées, and new spouses to church but not typically new folk. Not that I’ve seen.

No, because ingested fluoride doesn’t help adults. It’s there to help children, whose adult teeth have yet to erupt.

It was federal charges and (with some exceptions) there is no parole for federal prison.

Well, yeah, if you’re released and not on parole, why shouldn’t be be allowed to travel? I am not sure if he is on parole or outright released.

I’ll bet he still gets laid and a few proposals! 😭 Humans are weird.

I am not a snitch.

He could sex work his way over here. Lol. I might not be able to afford him though.

He was working, sex working.