If I were Beyonce I would have bought a flying car. It's only $350,000 and its too awesome.

oooohhh... I Hate to say it but creative. But I don't get the Bambi one.

For all the masculine energy McSweeny supposedly exudes that scares off men she acted pretty normal on the dates and when she met the adorable millionaire for coffee.

@mova: It was rude, but Patti owns up. She admitted on one episode that she was 46 and made no bones about it when encouraging a millionairess who had toooo much botox, etc to own her age and be proud of it.

@MooCow: <3 and agreed.

@LilyBonesBurana: Thats just what I was going to write! In fact what I like about her is her take no prisoners, brash, open, bravado. I appreciate that she will tell people the truth without worrying about hurting feeligs and her attitude is the reason I watch the show. (I often find the "Millionaires" suuuper…

@skinnycat: Eharmony matched my best friend with a just divorced cheater whose wife stalked her, showed up at her office, and informed her of all his misdeeds while my bf was at work. Needless to say this skeeve totally misrepresented himself on Harmony. She then had to explain to her boss why a crazy Christian woman…

Fun times these stories are. I have one that I SHOULD have submitted had I been up to date on my jezzie-ing. Damn you family/holiday committments.

@JinxyMcDeath: Her makeup and hair and botox age her. She is pretty she just waaaay over does it on the cosmetic enhancements - um... false eyelashes age everyone and so does too much laser resurfacing. Also, she smokes, tans, and drinks heavily.

@Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): I love him madly. I dream of being a production assistant for him and scouting out future housewives and discovering their antics. God - where on earth does he find these women. That being said some of them like NeNe or Lisa Vanderpump are gold mines.

@YoungLeafedJune: Wait you mean her BFF routine with Brielle isn't amazing parenting? She totally took the Dina Lohan Parenting 101 class at Long Island Community College, so I think she's prepared...

@MakeFetch: Speaking of Sheree can you not wait for the snappy commentary on Kim's pregnancy next season? Or from NeNe. Oh to see this baby shower will be a great giant delight. I love Atlanta. Nene and Sheree melt my heart.

@elephantom: I know - that is EXACTLY what I thought. Also - three months pregnant?!?!?!?

I'm confused... how is it legal for him to essentially take photos off someone's Myspace of FB page and use them (for profit) on his site? Isn't that grounds for a lawsuit for slander among other things?

@ink: My sister in law swears by it. SHe keeps trying to convince me - I'm still scared. Its the whole dumping out the blood thing that creeps me out. blech.

WHAAAT?! They did this to me while I was pregnant and nursing nad now when I return to the flow I will be lost in a minefield filled with tampons I have never used with no familiar face to gloam onto. god dammit. I am going Elaine with the sponge on OB and buying them up everywhere.

No ones going to like this but I have a good roommate story! I met both my husband and my best friend as roommates (Not in the same house, of course), but its true sometimes the craiglist crappies that answer your roommate postings turn out to be diamonds.

@Dunny0: A+++++++++ on this comment

@EndangeredRed: RIGHT! THat snack killed me. I cried for its lonesome depressingness. Jen needs some chips or at the very least an organic cookie in her life. That "Diet" is exactly why I will never, ever be a famous actress. My desire for thinness will never be that strong. (THANK GOD!)

WAIT! So is Kendra separated from Hank, as in getting a divorce from him? OR is she just staying in LA for Football season... maybe I need to buy the magazine for answers.