Gretchen's skirt was a walking gyno exam. TOO DAMN SHORT. And the outfit did not flatter the model's physique. I thought cassanova did a killer job - I wouldn't wear it - but the fit was sublime. Michael C's dress was pure Dynasty 1987 knock-off and Alexis Carrington needs to bitch slap him for such a terrible…

Teresa's bikini is scary! Fringe! yow.

Demi looks great - I seriously hope I look half as good in my forties, but it seems a little desperate, no?

If those guys were Danielle Staub that lady would so be getting charges pressed against her. HA.

@tinyalicephoto: As a long time sufferer ( I have been recovered for a couple years, but still obsessed) of an ED, I decided years ago I would never get pregnant for that very reason - weight gain. This year a birth control malfunction (YES the pill is not always reliable) left me preggo. While my husband and I are…

@ketamineKitty: AAAAHHHGREED. Talking about weight is not necessarily a bad thing if done without degredation, especially as it plays a large roll in the identification of people in our society. Why is it "snarking" to even have a discussion anymore on this site?

@kookla: Well I think the only reason "uterus watch" is happening is because every episode this season has been about Rodger wanting a baby and Rachel talking about possibly having a baby with people and them kind of being at odds with how her career is potentially affecting having children and her marriage...

Ok- what does everyone think danielle pulled out of her bag in the preview for next week's segment. Let's start a betting pool or something. Whoever is the closest gets a special Jezzie nom for awesomeness.

@fanny brice: I TOTALLY AGREE! It sounded kind of garbled together like something was hacked off and then reassembled, plus the reactions of the women to whatever Danielle said (Including Teresa's) was like deafening silence and complete shock - as if I CANNOT BELIEVE SHE IS SAYING THIS. It was a definite "whoa..."…

@sensitivitycop: Maybe her word choice wasn't totally perfect, but I think the sentiment is - they make their own choices and she doesn't particularly have a problem if that is the choice they make, etc. I think perhaps too much is being read into this...

@Mochafairiemonster: I agree and regardless; Danielle has NO business hiring and investigator to dredge up other people's business. I mean, whatever goes on in Joe and Teresa's marriage as far as fidelity, etc is their business and they DO have children one whom is old enough to hear this information second hand at…

@Hana Maru: I don't think she was insulting the kids. As annoying as Caroline is with her mama bear act, I really don't think she is cruel and I really don't think she would be mean to children. I think she was expressing concern and sadness over what the girls were going through.

@bowleserised: And Dolce & Gabbana. Vintage D&G or Versace. She would look amazing...

@Brownh0rnet: I don't think it has anything to do with money - I think she is pointing out the double-standard and the hypocrisy.

God - ew.

Ok - the purse is too cheap to be mine is totally stolen from AbFab. I am sure, however, that Ms. Hilton didn't know that however. :-)

Ok - the purse is too cheap to be mine is totally stolen from AbFab. I am sure, however, that Ms. Hilton didn't know that however. :-)

@CandyBacon: Mandy Moore is doing alright - she did a couple great movies (Saved!) and had some beautiful folk albums, the Olsens seem to have it pretty together they run several very successful companies and one of them still acts, and Hilary Duff never does anything that makes anyone go - "What?" she just kinda is…

@mrsjakeryan: Even more ridiculous is that actresses like Scarlet Johansen, Natalie Portman, and Anna Pacquin are just a few years older than her (like 27/28) and yeah the definitely seem to be doing alright, but I am sure Lindsay and her people (whoever they may be) would prefer she is still 18 and silly. Or even…

You know what, this is crap. What is her excuse for all the projects she was fired from, publicly denounced and/or reprimanded at, or got let go of because she was too impossible to work with? Or her excuse for horrible tardiness and unprofessional demeanor? Is her excuse that's just who she is? Because frankly I…