A chance at a reality show makeover was an important pillar of Trumpcare.

It still really fucking distresses me that Trump is forever going to be memorialized in the Hall of Presidents. That’s a petty and small thing compared to all of the other horrors that he’s inflicted on us in the past 11 months, yet it still cuts me deeply.

Oooh! That (invitation for the Obamas, and none for the Trumps) cheers me up immensely. /tip hat

How does drowning puppies make the other ones safer?

THIS ^ THIS ^ THIS ^

And then she went:

Thank you for your service.

That’s why I try and post it in every MKT article.

Now if only Megyn Kelly would get canned so they could give the slot to Elizabeth Heiskell. 

Megyn Kelly Wardrobe Wall - 9/25/17-11/16/17

So Bobby, is it fair to say that your secret talent is watching this train wreck every day while simultaneously resisting the urge to bathe with your toaster? Because I don’t know how you do it, sir. Hats off.

We’ve all internalized patriarchy to some extent. I appreciate it when anyone is striving to recognize it in themselves and repair it. People are at different points in their own progression on this endless task of introspection and self-correction. He could do a lot more but there are many who do less.

I can’t put my finger on it. But it feels weird that Jon is being held to this standard. It kinda reminds me of those interviews with people who know or were close to like, famous serial killers, “He seemed like such a nice guy I’d never have known.” Hollywood is so small, and yet, how close are these people’s…

Wait! Are you implying that Megyn Kelley lacks basic empathy? Megyn Kelley?!?!?!? I am shocked!

• Megyn Kelly said, “Well I know you’re the mother of two children. What message do you think you’re communicating to them?”

You are really ON it today, Kelly!

I think the producers are getting desperate. The tone of this show is all over the place. To go from Weinstein, to David Horsey, to Major Jas Boothe to...Sesame Street? When I was a kid my parents would throw spaghetti at the microwave to see if it would stick because that meant it was done. That’s what Megyn’s…

Don’t worry, I’m sure they just got Lynne Patton to do it and will bill everything to the Department of Housing and Urban Development.

I’m really looking forward to the future when all this bullshit will be a distant, unpleasant memory, like the W presidency, but tinged with more relief.