2016 tipped its hand when it took Bowie 10 days in. This is the most perfect Ohio year of all time. 2016 takes Bowie, Prince, and Gene Wilder, and gives us Trump. And this is the year I have to reminisce on winning the Cavs NBA title and a cleveland baseball team amazing run

There’s nothing to indicate that these were Clinton’s emails.

She actually strikes me as a very genuine person. Maybe I’m wrong but she keeps putting herself in these very... normal... places (for TV and such) and being a rather normal person.

So having never paid attention to LGG before, I just now realized she has a mole by her eye (if it’s real) in the same place as mine.

I am glad he got caught now let’s hope they keep him in jail and the judge do not end saying “well, he has not killed anyone, he just raped some women and wrote something on a notebook about killing females, I bet he has a brilliant future as a fictional writer...”

Dyson is an absolute prick who fervently supported Brexit.

The only thing he appears undecided on is whether to punch Trump in the jaw or in the nuts.

Lol. I really don’t think that guy was an undecided voter.

This is not satire. People that use the satire defense don’t know what it means or assume other people don’t. They think because The Colbert Report is satire then you can just make a joke and say “oh but it’s satire.” It doesn’t work like that.

Shimizu should have karate-punched Watters right in the jaw, followed by a swift kick in the nuts.

Yet everywhere I look, I see Kim Kardashian getting called a called a whore and a bad mom for posting those nudes...

Boy, good thing Gwynneth’s Dad told her she was an asshole and needs to cut it out 17 years ago. If he hadn’t, I’d imagine she’d be completely pretentious and insufferable, and hypothetically doing something ridiculous like ....... running some sort of......I dunno..... weirdly crunchy , yet incredibly expensive and…

I think everyone kind of wishes, deep down, that Obama was their dad.

If anything Tiffany is the “normal” one - trying to distance herself as much as possible from her orange buffoon sperm donor

Ivanka Trump is definitely not the “normal” one. She’s a bit more self-aware and has slightly more modern sensibilities than daddy but she’s every bit the branding opportunist that he is.

Amen to that.
As an aside, we have to draw lines somewhere. Really, we do. Why not let people who commit victim-less crimes have community service and a short sentence and actually punish those who cause bodily harm to others? I’m sorry, but screw her. She was involved in a horrible bloodbath of a murder. There are…

If the nature of those murders, and her role during and immediately after, doesn’t warrant life in prison without parole, what the hell does?

Don’t know and don’t care. I’m not very favorable to the death penalty but people should know that if they commit certain crimes and get life, it will indeed be life.

‘“There’s no question that if the word ‘Manson’ was not involved in her crimes, she would have been paroled 20 years ago,” said Richard Pfeiffer, Van Houten’s attorney, said before adding that he plans to file an appeal’

Damn, Michelle is a fucking pro, be it long game or short. Teach me, Goddess.