The stalker was Aaron Carter, wasn’t it? I mean, “allegedly."
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Don’t you people remember 2004?
STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LIKE YOU AGAIN AFTER YOU WORKED WITH WOODY ALLEN, KSTEW.
and terrible side-swept hair.
How can you be a beauty blogger when your repertoire consists solely of silver eye shadow and poorly drawn eyeliner?
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The only way JLo isn’t an upgrade from Taylor Swift is if you’re a complete white supremacist. She is more attractive than Tay-Tay in every possible aspect. Plus, she’s probably looking for an FWB arrangement, which suits someone like Harris/Wiles much, much better than being with a mental case like Swift.
Lemme upgrade you lemme upgrade you
If Calvin Harris and JLo are boning, he wins, forever.
It’s distinctly possible that she is crazy and her fiance also is an abusive motherfucker. Dealing with mentally ill people is a test of character, and perhaps he failed.
Seriously. Every time I see someone go bananas on social media, spilling their secrets and private lives, I wonder if they know how badly it makes them sound. It’s petty, cheap, ridiculous and attention seeking.
I’m not an expert on relationships or anything but I think putting your fiance on blast over social media is probably not a wise decision.
1.) I’m legit having a hard time understanding what Amber Rose is saying in the second paragraph.
1. Amber Rose is awesome.
I'm team Kanye for life.
“I started massaging bands (with my mouth) to get into shows”
It’s a perfect fit. Not because Rita Ora is good at modeling, but because no one from ANTM ever ends up anywhere.
Today I learned that Americans say ‘beat off’ and it means ‘wank’
This is the most romantic thing I’ve ever read. They’re right up there with Gomez and Morticia Addams and Nick and Nora Charles for Relationship Goals.