What an inspiration.

I don't know how this is going to be shown in the UK, but I think for once the UK and the US are getting the same versions. Because with other tv shows, for example, The White Queen and The Night Manager, more sex scenes where filmed especially for the US versions. Apparently here in the UK we can't handle sex? It's…

Fuck me. Mind = blown.

I feel like pulling a Nayla Kidd. She inspires me.

No, I still don't get it? This is pure sorcery to me.

So what he's saying, if you get a nose job, it WILL looks like Micheal Jacksons? Do plastic surgeons already have a pre-made Micheal Jackson nose which they just attach to faces of people who want a nose job?

Step below putting razor blades in tampons.

It seems people are using sex tapes as currency and a thing to hang over someone's head nowadays, instead of simply making a sex tape for the fun of it.

Hmm I think I could be pregnant. But I only deserve the brands of tests the Kardashians use! Hell no to dollar store tests.

Is it normal I can’t get my head around snapchatting a pregnancy scare?

My boyfriend sometimes plays games as a female character and it makes me SO HAPPY. It makes me think, phew, you're not one of those MANY pathetic psychos.

For Gods sake, can't we have anything nice?! Seriously?!

My most recent pregnancy showed up on a positive test at three weeks. I only took a test because I believed I was five-six weeks but turned out I was a lot earlier than expected.

Just because someone doesn’t follow a religion, and speaks of the criticisms of religion publicly, does not mean they cannot molest a child (???). I’m really not following your reasoning. He may have struck several times. We don’t know that and may never. But it is very possible for a child molester to have some form…

Wow she cannot dance, AT ALL. The only dancing that came across natural was the mini tap dance she did right before she fell.

I love how you're a defence attorney and your name is swag-4days. Hope you were taking the piss.

How would Kesha benefit from lying about a rape? What would have been her motivation?

Just when you think he couldn't be any more of an asshole. HE IS.

Anyone remember when Kendra left the mansion, went on a rant, and claimed she hated every moment and Hef was a controlling asshole? Because I certainly do. Sorry, but I really can’t be bothered finding the source right now.

I really don’t think you should be having children just because it’s YOUR want. When you have a child, it’s not just about your wants. You have to make sure you have the resources there to make sure they have at least a decent upbringing. And that includes not potentially dying from old age when your child is under a…