Part of me hoped Brad Pitt would get back with Aniston but not break up with Jolie and it became some kind of sister wives situation cause I feel like they need a spare parent.

Hey! How are you? I feel like we hardly ever see you anymore.

Marc Jacobs made a top model out of Kendall Jenner. Her modeling debut was at the Marc Jacobs show. Jacobs is a behind the scene puppet master. He controls Kanye West and Miley Cyrus as well. Read the truth about him and Kendall here.

Gigi’s boobs are actually more boring than Gigi herself.

Because people with filthy whore vaginas are not fully recognized as people. Duh. :D

Also, if your religion prohibits you from interacting with literally half the people on the planet, your religion probably sucks.

I'd like to see the most flaming gay male attendants on your airline please, natch.

Is this a real thing? What makes plastic — which was invented just a hundred years or so ago — an adequate barrier for violations of thousands-years-old spiritual beliefs?

Why are they allowed to fly over cemeteries if they wear plastic?

Why wouldn’t they simply move the dude? He’s the one with the issue.

I just don’t understand why, if these guys really can’t sit next to women, they don’t just start their own all-male airline other than the fact that I’ve already copyrighted that idea and am halfway done designing the Stewards uniforms.

Finally. If your religion prohibits any sight or incidental contact with women, maybe you should stay home. We certainly won't.

That’s worse then the Ultra-orthadox Kohanim who believe that they are not allowed to fly over cemeteries and so wrap themselves in plastic.

She bragged the other day about knowing more than I think she knows about sex. And I was like oh yeah? And she said yeah I know everything. I ride a bus, mom. So I asked her about anal beads.

coerced into giving a false testimony.

He’s not going to care when the inevitable MRA sock army sends her endless rape and death threats. He’ll pretend he had absolutely nothing to do with it, that it was her own fault, that she shouldn’t have done the same to him.

Wasn’t it HIS legal team that was just bashing Kesha for “trial by Twitter”? Jesus, dude. STFU.

Honestly? I felt relieved. I didn't realize how long I had been unhappy for until I ended things. I cried A LOT the first few days...but I also made an online dating profile and started talking to dudes. My thought process? This guy didn't seem to want me, but I sure as hell could find a bunch who did. It was a nice…

hugs :) it’s better to get away from those men asap.

Well, perhaps the best answer is at the end of the Doctor Who episode “World War Three.”