Every time I turn around there's another suggestion how doctors should report us to government for this that and the other thing to keep us safe. Did everyone forget the role doctors play in totalitarian systems?
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I theorize the answer to "why" is simply they just don't give more than a couple of fucks on how goofy they look. I'm in my 40's and I care a lot less about my clothes than when I was younger. I suspect my interest in fashion will only continue to decline.
Bel Air, a money-saturated part of the west side of LA, is usually known for lovely, high-maintenance trophy wives…
I think I'm most annoyed by the fact that the interviewer doesn't know how to properly write up a shade-throwing celebrity interview.
I work in labour representation and this is one thing that I've never had to deal with; discipline for defecating on employer property, not the toilet. I've heard of it because my spouse's workplace has a phantom pooper too (he does not work for the EPA) but I thought his workplace was just insane. Now I'm not so…
Looks like the Mystery Shitter in David Sedaris's story got his/herself a guvmint job!
Put Tom Tancredo on the case. He will surely know his own kind.
Ummmm, ah....
A regional office of the Environmental Protection Agency is having a little difficulty protecting its own…
Maybe related? My sister told me that in Rolling Stone's article about Nazi Hipsters they asked the neo-Nazi they profiled what he thought about the How I Met Your Mother finale. I didn't read the rest of the article because my sister said it was boring, but I am ALL ABOUT interviews that involve reporters asking…
That's what kills me! No one was like... HANG ON A SEC? Just do a short two-line email saying "thanks y'all" and get out. It's like they worked at bungling it.
"not that I'd risk offending her by asking" — I'll just write it into my story, passive aggressively.
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Notice that, as always, the women are expected to do concrete tasks that will be noticed if they are not done. The men get away with lofty and elusive goals like "shaping minds", things they can easily claim credit for whether they do them or not, and no one will dare to gainsay them. It reminds me of my feeling about…
Who needs some levity in the form of a man named Jim Halpert becoming a diaper changing master? Because I do!
no way! the neck. the neck is where all the age goes. better make that sunglasses and a turtleneck.
Fact: Sunglasses are the closest humanity has ever come to achieving hotness in a box. But how to explain the…
In my day (the early 80's), I got beaten up all the time on the bus. I was thrilled when I went to HS because I would walk there. The bus was freaking Lord of the Flies.