Whatever, Mom.

I get you on the social anxiety part but that means I'm more likely to order online and pick it up.

Because your cat knows you use all caps on the internet? :P

Hahahahaha. That's cute.

"The news follows moves from Chili's and Applebee's to place tablets on their tables, allowing diners to order and pay without interacting with human wait staff at all [....]"

The tanning salon coupons are saying the server was too white and the glare made it hard to see what they were eating?

"I am still unsure as to whether she meant Jesus or the creepy ghost kid who apparently watches me sin."

"A man — a bit older than me and wearing a suit — walks up, says something about how he has decided to join me, and slides in to the opposite seat."

Which on of the men is this supposed to be? Because the news report says the guy who fired was 21 years old. It didn't mention the ages of the other two, though.

"Call me a blue-eyed optimist, but I like to believe that anti-abortionists may eventually understand that easily available birth control will prevent abortions more than anti-abortion legislation will."

I wish I could star your comment many more times.

Cheesy Chocolate Dip?!? Oh god I'm going to puke.

"Plus the girls aren't the sharpest tools in the shed."

Apparently they've had a talk with some slick PR people who schooled them in the "nuance" of the situation. SMH

Yes, that would be the definition of rape. Since the penetration did not happen though this is sexual assault. Either way this was not simple bullying.

No, what's really weak is your trolling. 3/10 :(

"The article did not make it very clear."

Okay, that's not making me feel safer, ya know. :P

I believe that is their objective so yes it is okay. :P

"There's a reason police and military personnel have to undergo extensive training and even they shoot innocent people way too fucking often."