And who was the first couple to have a double bed?

WTH? I don't pay attention to awards but she didn't even get nominated?!? That is so wrong on so many levels.

Psst. Many Americans want to be Canadian. Just not Rob Ford Canadian. :)

I knew the hair wasn't by the choice of the ladies. I pulled that from this site:

"Michelle has previously described her late 80s hair as some kind of appeasement to her husband. She wrote a treatise earlier this year on how women should accept their husband as their leader, basically. Some highlights: "Discover and conform to your husband's real wishes; explain your hairstyle to others on the…

"...or that if I did it was going to make their shitty day better."

I was sitting at a bar with my sister and a drunk came up and told me that he loved me and wanted to marry me. I mean what the heck? Was I supposed to be complimented? His friend came over and took him away and apologized too.

I lived in Germany for 5 years in the '80s and that German people did this floored me when I first found out.

I lived in Germany for 5 years in the '80s and that was the first time I'd seen it done. People do some freaky shit in this world.

Well, in Germany, people do this thing on a regular basis. Its reenactment but to a really freaky level. I assume Ms Klum forgot the rest of the world would see this and did it for the home crowd.

Because they are selfish and clueless?

"Loved every second of it...and I spent a lot of time vomiting."

But you're not driving your kids around in a car that is thousands of miles from help. The police, paramedics, hospitals are all very close by if something happens in a car.

Sounds like a sensible plan to me!

Because if I don't throw the cereal at him first, he'll throw it at me first and then he gets all the marshmallows, duh.

I don't have a facebook account. I have real friends in real life because that is how real life works. Friending someone on Facebook implies a shallow, meaningless connection that insecure people use to pretend they have a rich and fulfilling life. If your life is so fraught with the possibility of being…

I understand all that. I am not a moron but thank you for thinking I am. I am saying that anyone who thinks that people are REAL friends with people on fucking Facebook are crazy people who have no idea what the word friend means. People like that should be put away in institutions because society doesn't need more…

You think I'm going to click on something that you put there?!? You'll probably try to charge me $500 for your fucking expertise. Scum of the Earth!

Oh fuck off. Attorneys are the scum of the earth. Money grubbing - put a guilty person back on street or an innocent one in jail for life - scum of the earth.

I like this plan. :P