Since I never claimed to be a saint, I can call you exactly what you are with no qualms at all.

No, I respond because I'm hoping it will annoy the living crap out of you because you are obviously someone who thinks too highly of themselves. I like bursting people bubbles because I'm a bitch.

That is not how I took what Mr Marchman was writing. I think he had a very valid point. People often don't even read the articles, they just type "clickbait" in the comments and think they are being brilliant, edgy, hip, too cool or whatever. No one forces anyone to click on the article. No one forces anyone to…

Yes, I did get you. I'm glad you finally realized what an asshole you are. Internet hugs for realizing that you are an asshole and hope you'll change.

But why are you refreshing the screen? You have made it very clear that Gawker is beneath you. Why are you still here? Is it because you are a hypocrite?

Sweetie, you can't complain about something while doing the exact same thing. That is called being a hypocrite (definition: A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns in others).

You're still here, ya know. I thought this website was too "fucking laughable"? Are you getting paid to be here? If so than carry on.

It is so funny that you still don't get it. But you go ahead and keep complaining that hyperbolic headlines are "the fucking worst" if it makes you feel smart.

You're welcome. Now if you want us to believe that this really is a horrible site with no journalists or writes than you will never darken its doors again.

No, it makes perfect sense but you are just not smart enough to get it. Too bad, so sad. Internet hugs for being dumb!

I knew you weren't smart enough to get it. You complained about the hyperbole (definition: obvious and intentional exaggeration) of a headline like "most amazing story you'll see all day" by using hyperbole: "That is the fucking worst". Is it really the fucking worst? Is it worse than 6 million Jews dying in the…

Excuse me but are you claiming that you don't know how many people died on 9/11?!?

You think a story about thousands of people dying to build a stadium is "mundane"? jesus zombie christ, wtf is wrong with you?

"...and it wouldn't qualify as Clickbait."

And yet you are here. And you commented.

"That is the fucking worst."

I don't need to. I've seen his performances in other films. Standing around looking sullen may sound like a good thing for Hamlet but I doubt it worked.

"...fancy cheeses made from the milk of cows that are rocked in silken hammocks while being fanned and read love sonnets..."

Ha Ha, that's so funny, pretending Ethan Hawke can act....

"You know, I have a body type that most designers don't make clothing for. I don't complain."