eBay thinks I am a man of indiscriminate age, due to my penchant for purchasing vintage concert t shirts. They are really pushing the Hanes Beefy Tees lately.

I spend about 75% of my work life in client offices, and the other 25% in client conferences. We use WebEx for screen-sharing purposes, but my web cam has been covered with a white label ever since a team meeting where our manager accidentally turned on everyone’s video conferencing function (it’s a company setting,…

Facebook thought I was a fundie homeschooler for a while. Did you know Huckabee created a revisionist American history DVD set? Facebook told me.

The Internet’s want to talk to me about marijuana and Social Security. All day and all night. I have other interests, dammit! Like cat videos and recipes involving cheese.. I’m well rounded, in every sense of the term.

There are worse things than being a well-educated slut. It’s kind of my dream.

I’ve been looking for a large covered soup bowl (for steeping ramen) and noodling around with addiction research.

When FB gives me the weight loss ads I wonder if it can see me eating in front of my computer?

You are scaring me.

I got a weird one today. Like three days ago I was talking about Chocolate Rain, for the first time ever, just talking, and out of nowhere the guy who sings it started following me on Twitter!? Wtf? I have like six followers, why would he of all people suddenly start following me right at this moment?

Last week mine showed an ad for rose gold boatshoe-looking loafers nearly identical to a pair I bought in cash, in a real store, two years ago. I only recently started wearing them regularly. I have no similar shoes (they’re kinda ugly), I have never taken a photo wearing them, and have never looked at anything like…

Well, gosh. That link is really, uh, something.

I'm feel guilty for laughing so hard at this!

One of my coworkers who has a 6 year old son recently used my work computer to do some shopping, so now the default advertising that pops up whenever I go to websites is all boys underwear, all the time. As the only gay guy in the office, it is rather disconcerting.

I wish that Amazon would keep track of when I search for something then immediately buy it! Thanks for the ad for the thing that was delivered yesterday, Amazon, but no thanks.

Fb has thought I was transgender, pregnant, engaged and many other things. Fb makes me way more eclectic than I am

I read an article about fancy gyms in New York. Now Facebook thinks I’m from New York and that I go to the gym.

I was wondering if hairball fetishes were a thing. If they are, I don’t really want to know about it though.

It took me a while, but I like Shia. He won me over with that DO IT video, and when he livestreamed himself watching all of his movies.

He expressed his distaste for the virtual idol that does not affect his life in any way. He stated he no longer wanted to remain on this planet, and this was said directly to the planet. The planet responded with the roar of thunder and the crash of waves upon the ocean. With thundering earthquakes and wind whispering…

Well too bad. There’s only one planet that’s habitable so far.