I was at a funeral for a man who was an abusive drunk. I was really touched by how his family eulogized him. They found happy memories to relate but also they were very clear that he was a complex and difficult person and that they were glad he is now at peace. It just seemed more respectful of him as a fully…
What an interesting concept for a movie theater! All i did the first month or two of my baby’s life was hold him and watch TV. I ran out of shows quick! I could’ve used an excuse to leave the house, even if it was just to go sit in a different chair and stare at a different screen.
I DO!!!! ugh...
I saw it with my then-infant. A local theater would run a morning showing of a latest release specifically for parents with newborns, and it was great. They even played it at a lower volume. I mean the movie was terrible, but it was great.
dead people are such losers.
He was less willing to shit-talk the other Republican candidates—he is “texting buddies” with Donald Trump—but did say, rather mysteriously, that John Kasich “requires more effort on my behalf than all my other friends … but he’s still my friend, and I love him.”
I was going to say John Boehner has gone up in my opinion, but reading that negated all the good stuff. :(
Oh man. Imagine if we got him drunk!
he is “texting buddies” with Donald Trump
Ugh, how does he suddenly sound like a guy I would hang out and drink beers and play Cards Against Humanity with?
I was at a funeral for a pretty horrible woman. She had a few good qualities, but she was about 85% asshole. Yet everyone was falling over themselves talking about what a wonderful person she was. It was a complete travesty. I'm not saying they should have sung "Ding, dong, the wich is dead", but maybe add "she was a…
Quick pitch to Andy Cohen: A new Real Housewives of D.C., but it’s just John Boehner smoking cigarettes on a golf course and going to the tanning bed and stirring the pot in Congress by proxy.
Exactly! My grandfather was an asshole. Whenever I say that to people they act AGHAST I’d speak poorly of my dead grandfather.
If anything, it’s even better because they CAN’T FIGHT BACK and you’re automatically the winner!
whatevs I hate when people are like dONT SPEAK ILL OF THE DEAD.
Yo if the dead was an asshole I’ve got no problem saying it. It’s not going to suddenly stop being true when they die and I could give less of a shit that they can’t ‘defend’ themselves.
What they SHOULD have done was maybe not be an asshole.
ETA: gonna be…
I haven’t had kids yet. I kind of fear for my boobs. I like them just the way they are.
I was “trained” to fit bras at VS when I worked there, and let me tell you, it’s all bullshit. VS has such a limited range of sizes, so if you fall outside what they sell, they just recommend the sister sizes. So a 30G becomes a 34DD or 36C, depending on the style. And the maximum sizes they’ll have in stores is…
A boob tuck was part of my reduction, and HOT DAMN did it make a difference.