A few notable Reaganites: Mick Jagger, Iggy Pop, Johny Ramone, David Lynch, John Hughes, Neil Young, and James Brown.

Seriously. I was a starred commenter under two commenting systems (I've been around for about five years) and am still grey in kinja. If it gets harder to be a part of a conversation, I'm going to pack up.

This is my third time in the greys. I graduate to non-grey and then I lose my burner name and password and have to start over.

Yep. It's like we went to the same Use Pagan Rituals to Make the Internet Work for U! training course.

If, by "sacrifice," you mean "brush their goaty beards until they head-butt me gently from love," you are doinitright.

See, I just assumed it was innerwebs MAGIC. And that I wasn't properly sacrificing my goats every week.

If you are followed by Jezebel then you are black on all articles on Jez, but if you are only followed by certain authors, then you are only black on their article.

I just wanted to add that for some authors I seem to be gray, others' posts and I an black.

Same one! Also, I obviously watched it, not walked it. Freaking weird autocorrects.

Well, other than that one tooth that didn't come out easily and the mildly horrifying idea of bone chips slowly emerging from my gums, I'd say yes, it wasn't as bad as a root canal.

BUT, root canal on those wisdom teeth - any work on them really, even a simple filling, is so hard because you have to have your mouth…

Agreed - it's so confusing... Just finally started posting, and I'm now probably going to stop again :s

YAY! I watched it last night on netflix. Fabulous insight! So sad, though. Tragic human error all around. I never thought you could experience mirages on the dark sea or that it could be a shared experience — up all night with root canal associated complications. Bummer.

But but but ... you're not grey. Do you think you're grey? You're not grey!

At least there's that indeed!

I've been trying to get out of greys for YEARS. Sometimes I think they just don't like me.

Any Russian Jezzies out there? I watch a lot of dash cam videos and what sounds like "Biel-e-ach" is a very popular exclamation during the mayhem. Any help would be appreciated.

Yeah, and that's not true, because there are lots of peeps kept in the grays that have worthwhile things to say. It just makes no sense to me, as there seems to be no consistency...

Yeah, I don't even try with the new layout anymore. I tried to read the comments on Valleywag articles that were cross-posted, but eventually gave up because everything seems so convoluted. That means it's been two or three months and it still makes no sense to me. I'm sticking to the old layout until they force the…