As a Doc McStuffins fan, my daughter would probably think Dr. Cross was the only person qualified for the job.

I think they’ll take a long, hard look in the mirror, and begin doing the humbling work of self-examination. They’ll ask themselves “Why am I so angry? Why do I hate minorities and women?” They’ll begin to see that the problem lies within themselves. They’ll realize that they could make the world a better place just…

I like YOU!

Politically and morally he’s always been an ass, as far as I know. But setting that aside I admit he’s adorably drowsy.

The “I would have...” responses are the WORST. Like, all they’re really saying is that in their minds they are tougher/stronger/more badass than you. It’s completely unhelpful and only serves to make us feel worse! Not to mention it fails to take into account that some of us can’t afford to lose our jobs. I’m so sorry…

Ugh. It really is hard to decide which is worse, isn’t it? And fuck looking for a bright side, not everything has or needs a positive angle, dude! On behalf of your friend, allow me to say that what happened to you was not OK, and I’m so sorry you experienced that.

Better stock up on jars, so you can collect and properly bury your overdue periods, just in case.

I’ve had the same experience. I was talking to my husband about the Trump tapes and said “I’ve had my boobs and butt grabbed but never my pussy. Oh wait, yes I have.” It’s so common that not only have most of us experienced it, but many of us have to stop and think back just to try recall all the times it’s happened!

There are no words. Only vomit.

I like where you’re going with this. We’ll have that cupcake impeached in no time!

And if the little girl was 10 in 1992, she’s now a decrepit 34, and only has one year left before she’s too old for Donald.

That’s what a lot of people are saying. Smart people. I’m just asking questions.

What’s the culinary equivalent of a birth certificate? A recipe? I demand to see this cupcake’s recipe.

But what if it’s an ironic Trump costume, Leslie? Nah, still gross.

Oh man, that movie was so-so but the trailer MOVES ME.

Please stop telling a victim what she and her spouse should have done differently. It’s completely unhelpful.

“Dragons first” is my favorite part of this whole thing. That kind of thoughtfulness is just what 2016 needs

DJ Lance live and in person?! I am so, so jealous. Also, I recently learned that he’s 51 years old!! I would have guessed mid-thirties.

Right? Day made every time. And my two year old has learned some sick beats!

Every time Biz shows up on Yo Gabba Gabba I stop what I’m doing and watch. He’s a gift.