Her behavior was often inexcusable, I’ll give you that. At the same time, all of us say and do things that are inexcusable, and I really can’t imagine the stress of having eight small children AND a husband who often seemed disengaged and clueless.

So Jon’s daughters say “If he wants a relationship with us, talking about it on TV is probably not the best way to make that happen.” And Jon responds by... Talking about it on TV.

That’s not as bad as I’d remembered it, thanks for providing the deets! As it happens, I do like Amy just fine. She employs a dear friend of mine, and I think many feminists have somewhat overreacted to her not curb-stomping her friend/former employee over his comments about the rapes.

Wha wha wha WHAT?!?!?

There were lots of crime-related ones. A woman failed to return a car and it was reported stolen. Turns out she was living in the rental car and running a check fraud scam. The cops called him to come pick up the car while they were still arresting her (!?) He looked inside and found a loose armrest where she had…

Hahahaha 😂 They go to Vegas, get inspired by all the faux opulence, then head to Hearst Castle to see real opulence. While there they get SUPER pumped about capitalism, and decide they need to spend their Vegas winnings buying up as many copies of Atlas Shrugged as they can find, so no one else can learn the secrets…

My husband worked for a rental car company many years ago, and people left weird shit in cars all the time. But the strangest was a car that was booked for a trip to Vegas, never returned, reported stolen and was eventually found in a hotel parking lot. It contained a picture of the renters at Hearst Castle, about…

Gah. I heard a stand up of hers several years ago that was basically this. She was comparing her friends to herself, as if they were sooooo lame and boring, but not her. One of them confessed to eating ice cream in the middle of the night, and so (as her story goes) she followed up with a story of getting fingered by…

My toddler calls bananas “BOO-nanas”. I don’t correct her because it’s more fun to say it her way.

I was more amused by the #nomakeup claim. That’s a lot of not-eyeliner she's wearing.

Same. Remember when they did a third installment where Gilbert went off to join the war? That was weird.

My seventh birthday party was an Anne-themed sleepover. My mom served us raspberry cordial and we fell asleep watching the first half of the CBC movie on VHS. I’m 31 years old, but I still want to be Anne when I grow up.

Whoa, you're so right. What a missed marketing opportunity!

When you’re young, your skin drinks green smoothies and can pick up satellite television. As you age, it’s downhill all the way to Ensure and bunny ear antennae.

Right? Ugh and then it starts with the skinsplaining.

The WORST is when my skin starts broadcasting Rush Limbaugh.

I’d love to join!! I'm so happy to hear there's somewhere else to go:)

Fabulous!! I’m imagining that her safety goggles have a chic, cat eye shape. Possibly tortoise shell, too.

I like to imagine that Melania’s lab has a full-scale Starbucks, right in the middle of the action. They can use the espresso machine as a heating element!

I visibly aged just trying to decode it.