@mcholewa22: Yep, my bad. The SPG was 3. But the 900 5 doors have a special place in my heart.

Saab 900 SPG

I was a stubborn kid and I wanted a hearse. I slogged through kit after kit in my attempts to make a hearse by myself. Finally I got one built and painted. I took it to the races, came in dead last. However, the hearse did earn honors as the most original design. I think that the flames on the side of the car…

An easy option has got to be the Ford Aspire circa 1994-1997. It certainly failed to live up to any aspirations. A re-badged Kia with no power to speak of.

This can only end in hilarity. And here I thought my friend who has failed four times was doing the rest of us a public service by staying off of the roads.