Bad 1970s movies >>>> Bad 2010s movies

Yeah, the ads were unbearable. I'd consider $3 for no ads though.

I want to see this list of 50 women. Aaaaaaaaannnnnnnd…go.

I doubt if his base can even spell TPP.

As agreeable as the original WESTWORLD is, the one story hole I could never buy is: there's no way guests and robots would be issued real ammunition. Can you imagine what the insurance premiums would be if you gave every dumb stooge who paid his admission a six-shooter with real bullets? I wonder if the remake…

Peter Marshall tells a great story about being at a strip club with Paul Lynde. And Lynde shouted, "Smells like pussy in here…so I hear."

He has a credit as a consultant.

Seems a little warm out for D.C. in January.

"Doh! A short! Gonna have to head to Radio Shack. Be right back."

Eli Gold as The Mentalist? Hell yeah, I'll watch the crap out of that show.

I guess someone else must have typed my previous post then. Did fucking Michael Biehn hack me again?

Well, they can be both, but I think there's plenty of evidence they are stupid. I could start with titling a movie about John Carter of Mars "JOHN CARTER" and work down or I could start with Disney allowing Johnny Depp to wear a bird on his head in THE LONE RANGER *and* its marketing and work up.

I forgot.

"Don't…fuck this up, MITCHELLLLLLLL!"

Nobody remembers the television series with Michael Biehn as Yul Brynner?

Studio executives are stupid.

You think it'll take a year?

Are you saying the fat dumb guy from a low-rated sitcom is no Steve McQueen?

Ha ha don't you know every movie made before 1995 is stupid and cheesy?

It ain't in the trailer, which is some piss-poor marketing if you ask me. If it ain't in the movie, the movie will bomb (see: MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E., THE).