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Marty McKee
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I suspect that mostsuccessful viral bits become viral hits accidentally—they weren't created with the Internet in mind.

But what if the show received low ratings because the writers were writing material designed to go viral, rather than writing good television?

After (finally) seeing YOU'RE NEXT and THE GUEST over the weekend, man, I'd love to see Wingard/Barrett tackle one of these superhero movies.

But what about LASERBLAST?

Director of film announces that said film produced by company paying said director a six-figure salary is going to not be terrible.

"Comedy Central executives were displeased with the show’s sluggish performance among young adults and on social media"

"cheapie, direct-to-video horror movie?"

"Chief Aaron Hotchner's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors."

He couldn't get along with Julianna Margulies.

Starring David Soul and his nine brothers.

I don't understand how Patinkin could have ever believed this. What did he think the show was going to be about? At least it gives us the joy of seeing the obvious boredom and disgust on Patinkin's face while acting in the early episodes.

Thaaaaaaaat's kind of a long, dark jump from silly #WhenHairyMetSally gags.

But would it be okay to make jokes about feminists not having a sense of humor about themselves?

I'm gonna say the fact that nobody knew this show was even on the air led to its demise. Nice job, Fox marketing people.

Great job, internet! Shitty job, David Ayer!

THE AVENGERS was a risk? It may well be the least risky film ever made. There was no way it wasn't going to make a zillion dollars. And the author's evidence of its riskiness is its "pure comic-book storytelling." Huh? Hit films have been using pure comic book storytelling for years. Ever hear of, say, STAR WARS?

No. Except Smith, all the acting is bad.

"Spirit in the Sky" is the hackiest song you could put in a movie soundtrack. Any director using that song is lazy and uninspired.

Plus, Superman doesn't wear glasses.

I've seen multiplex audiences watch movies with the sound accidentally off, with the wrong aspect ratio, with the reels accidentally in the wrong order. Multiplex audiences are stupid.