I believe that is what's called a country witticism.

Who wants me to kick their ass at Desert Strike?

Ordinary Americans who make meth while dying of cancer.

This is true. I've recently been watching old TONIGHT SHOWs from the mid-1970s, and all the commercials are for household products or cheap slacks. I saw one with Judd Hirsch (pre-stardom) hawking Bic pens. Don't see too many television spots for pens these days.

Playing two sex robots in back-to-back years.

The last game I played, Lara had to fight a kraken. I never got past that point.

"The G stands for 'Get the hell outta my house, Esther!" (studio audience goes crazy)

Isn't every company's old logo way cooler than their current one?

Like they did on the Dean Martin roasts?

Anne Bloom or Melanie Chartoff for hottest fake TV news anchor?

It's a blue car, Jeff!

And THE TERRY FOX STORY 37 times per month.

Nothing is more embarrassing than getting your car washed on Pico.

Bob Charles and Frosty Kimelman want to know why you trashed their show. Would you rather live in a world with no sniglets?

Joey Heric > Colin Sweeney.

Well, she was always sexy.

I rewatched all of THE PRACTICE two years ago, and loved it as much as I did the first time. Granted, Kelley got bogged down in repetition as the series wore on (how many regular characters survived vicious physical attacks? how many serial killers does Boston have?), but I appreciated its mixture of high-concept pulp…

I didn't understand this either. He admitted it was supposed to be a gag gift.

Matchbox never got its own comic book illustrated by Alex Toth.

Casting Dominic Purcell as a genius is never a good decision.