Not sure what advantages he could concoct to defend himself against heat vision, super-breath, or just a super-punch that could literally remove his head from his shoulders.

How long would Batman last in a fight with Superman? Four seconds? Five?

He's not as good as Florentine, who is probably the best DTV action director I've ever seen. I think you're too hard on his non-Adkins stuff. U.S. SEALS II is one of the best DTV action movies ever made.

Reine is actually one of the better DTV directors. He did a nice job with the DEATH RACE sequels, for instance.

I'm not sure Cary believes in reverse racism. I think he was just bantering with her and trying to push her buttons.

Excellent case of Lionsgate having its cake and eating it too. It knew perfectly well a backlash would occur, so they made the movie anyway, and later — when it was too late to do anything about it — did a public mea culpa. So now Lionsgate and Proyas get to appear as though they give a damn, which they actually…

"A hate story!"

It's always fun when an actor gets sick and the announcer says, "Today, the role of So and So will be played by So and So." And there's some one-day actor stepping into the role. Everyone accepts it.

I know this will sound ludicrous if you haven't seen the film, but Canary is brilliant in a junky little exploitation movie produced by David F. Friedman called JOHNNY FIRECLOUD. It's a violent BILLY JACK ripoff with some gore and nudity, but hidden inside the drive-in elements is a remarkably subtle and mature…

Pssshhh, ya, computers running digital prints *never* break down.

Why do libertarians never wonder why there has never been a successful libertarian government in the history of civilization?

Must have been Some Idiot that messed it up.

No, but "best known," you mean "not known at all."

Who cares? He's Devane. Whatever he's doing, he's doing it badassedly.

What time is the Bobby Vinton special on, dammit?

Ha ha people sure were stupid back then.

I can't wait to see THE ROSEBUD BEACH HOTEL and PRIVATE SCHOOL on next week's UP ALL NIGHT!

Mulaney! The go-to comic for topical social commentary!

The A.V. Club gives an A to a Mulaney special "taped during a comedy festival presented by The Onion and The A.V. Club."

"Hooker knows it's cocaine."