There are plenty of problems with this story but the fact that it is being reported by Al Jazeera isn’t even close to one of them. It’s a legitimate news outlet, so try not to let your kneejerk xenophobia hamper your critical thinking skills so much in the future.

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

Disappointed that Deadspin’s coverage of this did not mention the commission chair by name, especially when his name is Dick Pound. Is this a dad blog for dick jokes or what?

Stevie Wonder! Loved your show last week, man!

pulse-pounding, laughably unrealistic poker scenes.

You walked out of Tremors?

Long and preachy. Devoid of humor.

The kids honor Blackbeard by singing “Smells Like Teen Spirit” in tribute to him, for reasons I wouldn’t possibly deign to try to understand.

Couldn’t you call a TSA representative for a statement instead of showing up at an airport. Are you guys media/ press? Not a lets see what happens prank blog. Plus we’ve been going through these security procedures for over s decade, it's not that horrible.

“I shoulda gone to art school.”

Actually? If I had to pick three things that any small town would have, they would be IHOP, Walmart and 7-11. But Sears would be #4.

If Mendes’ departure follows a Spectre that is as horrible as Skyfall, then consider this good news to everyone.

Being a Thai, I am extremely proud of what they have achieved (even if they crawled into the World Cup). Talking to my brother in Thailand, he said they probably will hold the record of yellow/red cards in the World Cup because they are pretty foul happy.

Nicholson’s Joker.

Darth Vader

When you casually talking about where to eat and all your friends agree upon Applebee’s

Yeah, seems terrible that a boat owner, eating at a fancy restaurant nearby may be out of of a free batted baseball. Lets start a GoFundMe.