To add, Keuchel and Kimbrel are pitchers entering their 30s, and are always just one pitch away from a career-ending injury. Albies is a 22-year-old 2B. Shy of one of his legs literally falling off, he’s going to be around for a very long time.

“Freedom of Speech doesn’t mean freedom from consequences.”

The irony is that Markakis thought owning all those guns would make him a safe cracker.

I was typing a comment about the cost of toys too. People spend 15-20 grand on all number of dumb toys along the lines of snowmobiles, ATVs, jetskis, and so on and so forth. Those are limited use things. This thing you could daily if you wanted to. I freaking love it. NP all day. 

“who says she was sexually assaulted her freshman year by a classmate, connected Kavanaugh’s appointment to her own experiences filing a Title IX complaint. She ultimately lost her case, she said, “because it was my statement versus his statement.”

Lol.

Yeah, that’s Florida Man-level shit right there. And I’m from Florida, so I know. 

Because if she’s willing to lie about that how much is she lying about other things?

Despite the Schadenfreude, McConnell had polio as a young child and he is likely experiencing the so-called post-polio syndrome, where one’s muscles basically give up after a lifetime of compensating for the damage.

Y’all need some Kappa of the non-sorority sort.

“Better for the company? What are you talking about, I just want to pay off my English degree that I’m kind of using.” - Splinter staff

The plaid seats alone make this car worth the price. They look like one of Herb Tarlek’s suits.

Yeah because nothing in the world is free and healthcare is not a “right”.

This is one of those purchases that seems like a great idea shortly after winning the Powerball jackpot. But then, 5 years later when you’re penniless and turning tricks in a back alley to feed your crippling drug addiction, you look back and think “Maybe that wasn’t the best idea.” 

I’m 55 on Friday so get the fuck off my lawn.

The wisdom of the ages has been revealed to you 4 years out of college and old people are all stupid. Especially a black guy who got elected president twice.

Hard Brexit.

IT’S DELICIOUS AS JUSSIE’S SUBWAY SANDWICH!

One if the great things about the Founding Fathers is that they were deeply cynical about the masses and built plenty of safeguards to keep the masses from destroying everything.. Unfortunately, the Founding Fathere, it turns out, weren’t cynical enough.