That quote, along with all his talk of what he plans to do (sell some more cars, build a pole barn, work on a few cars, etc.) are classic hoarder rhetoric. Hoarders have always got a rationalization, and they’re always thinking of that next thing that they’re of course going to do but never actually get around to…

OH YAY this guy again. I made it to here in the article and gave up

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.

Did we accidentally get a Jezebel article on Jalopnik?

Let’s all make an uninformed opinion on an event we have zero knowledge of and assume the big bad man who is on the other side of the political spectrum from us did this thing he is accused of from decades ago!!! 

There’s nothing to tax. It’s almost all share value, not money.

not the kind of article about destructive Jets I expected to see today, but cool nevertheless

Yeah, this article made me realize we’re actually out of problems.

So glad to know I don’t exist. I can stop paying all these bills.

The Challenger is the fastest current Dodge

The DSA is the Green Tea Party.

Why should Kavanaugh participate in Guttenberg’s minor piece of political theater?   

Electro-chromatic partition?  What is this, 1994?

Rolls-Royce Confessions

And here I figured Burneko’s pet peeve would be using a single word where 5 or more could do. 

I can think of a few reasons poorly-paid staff of a VC-backed sports blog that flamed out would have less-than-positive feelings about well-paid staff of a different VC-backed sports blog.

UPDATE: AP Confirms as per Mexican official he was wanted for murder.

So you had the A’s penciled in for the postseason then?

As a Texan, fuck you, I’ll shoot your ass.

Add in revolution, guillotine, a Bernie reference, ICE and Nazi to get double points.