A) Soooo...because Donald Trump is ill prepared to be president because he never held office, we should elect Stacy Abrams for the same reason? (Or Pete Booty-Judge for that matter?)

Watching the mental gymnastics around here for the next year as the Gawkeratti slowly come to the realization that the majority of the Democratic Party has zero in common with The Extremely Online is going to be (chef’s kiss) mwah!

She’s never been elected to statewide or federal office. She’s never won a race with more than 30,000 votes.

Adorable= electing the Mayor of a “city” of 100,000 people and a state representative to the leadership of the free world. Because voting for president is now a reality show and everything is stupid.

In other news, she also announced that despite the fact that she wont be running, she will still refuse to concede the election at its conclusion.

If we’re being fair, dont we also have to call out her counterpart in the story, a fucking 40 year old man named Rhett?

And yes, we did live like church mice for a year before we bought the house and saved my (after-tax) entire salary. We did not eat out, unless we had money left over from earlier in the week. We didn’t buy anything, unless it was an obvious necessity.

This is 100% total bullshit.

Two nearly 80 year old white guys are getting half the votes in every poll. Nice job racist Democrats.

This is why we cant pass the Green New Deal. We need to broil some of these old people off the planet so they dont suffer for 20 years without housing or medicine. More room for everyone else, less strain on the healthcare system, plus they can pass down some of the sweet boomer cash they’ve been hoarding. Everyone…

Its all Jeff Bezos’ fault. If he didnt have all the money, none of this would be happening.

1) There are a shitload of places within 30 miles of the parks where a two bedroom apartment is less than $1,500. In no way is that the average for that area.

Leaving aside the total unfairness and unworkability of the plan, Elizabeth Warren isnt polling in double digits in any respected national poll and she has the charisma of a cold toilet seat. She will not finish in the top three of any primary except MAYBE Massachusetts.So I wouldn’t start spending all that extra cash…

As usual, I don’t know if this means I am not sufficiently numb, or that I still have a moral center. Hard to tell, really.

Three weeks ago: ‘HOW CAN BARR RELEASE A SUMMARY OF A 400 PAGE REPORT IN 48 HOURS?????

Except it’s not game over for Trump.

You should move to North Korea or China...I hear it’s very safe there.

Yes, the government should monitor all social media and if anyone posts anything “concerning” should take away a constitutional right without due process. What could go wrong?

Left out of the email to Nolan: the two kids by two different fathers before the age of 25, the tramp stamp, the pack and a half a day ciggy habit, a refrigerator full of soda and junk food, and a lifetime of bad decisions that led her to this point.