“Bleeding out his ankle, out of his whatever...”

Schilling replied to a person by saying he was “getting ready” to take a job “that’s likely to make the far left heads explode”

He blew $50 million of his own cash on the video game company.

Trumps VP

Schilling is headed to Barstool where he can continue to pander to suburban Massachusetts racists.

I have reviewed 250 porn flicks and have dertmined that women like to be treated like...

You mean like Cobra’s “Trouble Bubbles” from GI Joe?

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

Ok, I’m gonna sound like a typical smarmy over educated liberal here but....shit like this is why people think of the Republican Party as “the stupid people party”. It’s also why that saying “if you want to see what life was like 25 years ago go to the south” is becoming so prevalent and incredibly true. I know that…

Are you fucking—...

I get the feeling that you’ve never ever held a job that involved life and death situations. EVER.

I guess it’s only a matter of time before an actual one in a million case comes up...

She should not consider anyone in the Senate. We need each democratic senator we have in there to stick around and hold the ground we have. Isn’t there a good natured Governor from somewhere who she can ask?

Stop trying to get EW to leave the senate, guys! She’s where she wants to be, and what’s more, we NEED her there. We WANT her there. We want her to be there for years and years, to have important positions on powerful committees, to build long-term relationships and the influence that comes with them, and to have the…

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

Right, zoos are just the main groups actively involved in animal conservation. But what do you really care about that? Oh right, you don’t care.

“I want to stress one thing: these guys aren’t motorcyclists, they’re assholes on motorcycles. And there’s absolutely a difference.”

Duck Dynasty and NASCAR all in one spot? Was anyone in the crowd not related to each other?

So you’re saying he’s overqualified to represent Pats fans?