This comment is, pretty much literally, better than necessary.

Assuming each pitch is an out.

With respect, you could have your eyes glued to home plate, but if you think you could dodge a bat flying at you at that speed, you are fucking kidding yourself.

Congratulations on doing what I never could.

It’s Nine Inch Nails you cute, fat, and ignorant marsupial.

In my view, that makes it even worse. Perpetuating the misandric/sexist stereotype of men being bumbling morons...

Uhhh, maybe when he first joined, but he was in the JAG, he was a lawyer doing estate planning and helping guys who failed drug tests. His time in Afghanistan was spent in Kabul. I don’t think he changed all that many tires after he became an officer. He’s a fraud, the citizens of Massachusetts and New Hampshire could…

Oh nice, homophobic and funny. You're a hoot!

I bet he hasn’t.

For the record, my shit smells AWFUL. Like maybe I should see a doctor. And I’m sorry I offended your pals at Fox and Friends. I hope they’ll be okay.

Sure I can! I’m doing it RIGHT NOW.

These people constantly insinuate that liberals are inept, incompetent pussies, and if you can’t see the bitter irony in the segment you need to reevaluate your life buddy.

You’ve never seen Unsolved Mysteries? *Elaine Benes shove* Get. Out.

We visited the ship last summer. It is almost cliche to say you are impressed by our countries service people, but the crew of that ship were fantastic. I spoke to a couple who were excited to be part of the refit. They were really interested in the technical aspects. May have to get back up some time to see how it is…

Fuck St. Louis.

Attention everyone, Birdstyle would like you to know he is better than you. Please be advised.