I was watching TV last night, and saw that "THB" got a midnight release.

I haven't watched this, but these reviews ensure I haven't Mist anything.

Evidently more so than calamine lotion.

I'll also "Take The Bowl" those evenings.

We call this the "National Anthem Corollary".

Drag them. DRRRRAAAAAGGGG THHHHEEEEEMMMMM!

THAT PLATE WAS ASKING FOR IT.

Kind of, the best cake is clearly a white frosted chocolate cake with raspberry filling, so her cake taste is poor, or she's not committed to finding a good cake.

90% of sentences with the word "Arby's" also include the word reluctantly.

I did that as a gift for a friends graduation once.

I don't know, it's a lot of cake plates to clean after.

I hope she beats them with a Tennesee Flat Top Box.

I remember seeing Playboys and Penthouses at a young age. They really had a thing about ladies getting ravaged by Satan in the early 80's, huh?

Julie K. Smith is much better than the other Julie Smith's.

But with all the blood?

"Donald says his favorite movie is…?"

Scott Baio (actor emeritus)

Why would you go deer hunting with someone whose ass you wouldn't suck poison from? I mean, can't be much worse than deer hunting.

Yeah, I got a new phone last month and just didn't do the print specific.

You could make it like NFL Redzone; constantly on, randomly throwing to different cabinet members fucking things up.