Fat Nixon always pulls.

Yeah, I don't remember any "Nick and Lisa" background, but just the idea that they used to date is just another piece that makes it hard to suss out any kind of timeline, although as literally the only straight male character on this show who she could have an affair with, we should have expected it.

If that's professional boxer force, I'm now skeptical about the bulletproof nature of my CorningWare.

"…the force of a professional boxer."

I'm fairly sure that's the face that comes up from the lake at the end of the original Friday the 13th.

Bartender, it's your time to shine!

Hey, someone had to marry your sister.

"Here and Now" needs to usurp "At Last" and ascend it's rightful first dance throne, especially the longer version.

Don't add that to any list.

The horses name was Thursday!

Haha, we hired DJ Dave the morning of our reception, and a polite, middle aged man played a half hour of music which packed the floor with no one, at which point we thanked him for his effort and let him leave early. It was fine, it's not the DJs job to make your friends not suck.

That's why I let +The Mechanics fix my minivan.

74?

Like I said, "would be fun".

It would be fun if a wedding actually had a giant electric slide.

Lookit this guy, blowin' thru wishes!

Usually, there's not a clear opportunity to disrobe, though, which should be your goal by hour 3 of the reception at the latest.

The Electric Slide is peppy and harmless, like tassels on socks.

Last Chance U.

With all those exclamation points, it's either great, or REALLY GREAT!