I've heard conflicting reports as to what exactly the word is.

Since I HATED Grease, I'll just take your word for it.

Yeah, I didn't get them being so nonchalant about the multiple blatant DUIs, but I guess it's no wine t-shirt.

"No, Jared, it's pronounced nu-cu-lar… Nu-cu-lar."

Canada's Worst Sitcom

It IS unpleasant to go underwater and accidentally get it in your mouth and nose.

That goddamned walk in matching wine t-shirts is the image that might be able to best convey in ten seconds whether this show is or is not for you.

So, so many targets for a well coordinated mugging.

Are those theaters still open?

Arnie's Army, time to mobilize!

On the upside, seems pretty clear I could just send my kid in there to pocket stuff and leave.

And they did them for everything; Big Johnson Land Appraisals, Big Johnson Grief Counseling…

I'm not even sure what the issue is, there were plenty of Rottweilers on the shirts.

I had the "Great Dog QBs" version of this shirt, with Dog Marino, and Brett Furrve.

It's no Big Johnson.

"Wait guys, what about Dogiele Bregoli?"

It's good to see they're not going to sully the integrity of their cartoon dog t-shirt line.

This is indistinguishable from the kinds of responses he'd get from his more genteel supporters, so… good for doing a thing, I suppose?

Not… really?

You want country justice, you hold your proceedings in a Dress Barn, your honor!