Yeah, but those kids are drunk.

Yes, sometimes part of taking your kids out is considering their responses and the effects that will have on the public at large, and mitigating their opportunities to be little assholes.

"And remember, for cardiovascular health, if you have elevators in your home, don't be afraid to take the stairs!"

You lie to kids several times before breakfast, that's what love is.

Yeah, the "child's menu" could just as soon be the economy menu. It seems counterintuitive for a business as tenuous as restaurants generally are to decide to attempt a really outre kids menu… just to keep parents from buying an adult portion for what constitutes a very small minority of children.

I had to leave a healthy tip when my son rolled his crayons under my fajita pan recently, so my restaurant expectation level is pretty low. Don't scream enough that people look is fine, you don't need to finish the rice.

Well, we're on the path to truth and misery, all at the same time.

I guess it would be odd to expect any really thoughtful reflections on some of the difficulties of parenting from this site.

Could be worse. Could be an Arby's.

A kid wouldn't have come up with this.

It's a menu, not stone tablets. Just buy your kid an adult meal you'd take for lunch the next day and try to expand their horizons that way- I have a ten year old who wants chicken gorgonzola twice a month.

"They" being your pharmacist.

Well, R has weighed in, we can close the books on this one.

Sad!

I WAS IN THE FROZEN DISNEY HEAD!

"Never underestimate the San Fernando Valley!"

1. Green?

It's not even fun bad. Occasionally it attains funny bad, though.

I'm personally fond of the end credits.

Most Kermits get busy… but this Kermit gets BIZ-ZAY.