"Hooton Hires A Whore!"

But you go in knowing that!

I'd say "had to" might be overstating it.

First it was Lecy Goranson, then it was Sarah Chalke. Then it was Lecy again!

I remember a picture of Russell Wilson courtside with Jay and Bey at a Nets game where she looked like the hungriest girl at the ice cream shop, that was amusing.

If I remember the movie accurately, I'm sure plastic surgeons got a new car or two. Whoops, I tied this to the wrong that.

-Jim, owner of Cactus Warehouse

Wait, what's the Blythe Danner part?

Rex D. Bush

The SeaBees.

I believe Jeff Nelson tried to do this with his bone spurs.

He has a weird thing with ladies and bleeding.

A writ of "habeas underthere".

I can't give this woman any credibility since her kept her maiden name when she could have gotten out from under it… I mean, at least the name, if not the genetics that will make her face look like one of those '80s Oddballs toys in about two years.

"Taft: The Bathtub Tapes"

I envy your capacity to be shocked by the baseness.

Pretty sure whoever wrote the last one has some underlying repressed desires.

Alas, the only appropriate response to this headline is "Which one?", which says something… good?

A way to identify participants in "Moron Pride Day".

Why would you leave an elephant country… for a non-elephant country?!?