I don't see "Dinosaurs equal huge money" on that poster…

Tell me more about these Jon Miller cosplays…

It's hard to be high energy on the campaign trail, people don't appreciate the physical exertion necessary to transform from grandma to lizard queen and back several times a day.

Finally, a comeback vehicle for Mike Myers!

I mean, you didn't see the Nabisco people suing for copyright infringement…

My first round lasted one minute. I couldn't open a door, then I went to hide in the outhouse, which works less when Jason is right behind you. In the Twitch streams I saw yesterday, people would check the map a minute in, and be like "Somebody's already dead?". Now, I'm that somebody!

Yes, she's living the dream of existing through the technological advances of her lifetime.

Well, I did, so I will, after a few rounds so I don't do the… things I've done so far.

I got this, played a few rounds. Died all the times.

CNN: KATHY DURANT COLONIZES MOON

That's was the response I got for wardrobe, too.

What a coincidence, I'm making one of those in my basement with some plywood and commercial grade rubber!

Probably will, now i just need to read up on exactly you need to square up the car door to get in, and where to hide so i dont mess anyone up who's capable.

You'd probably be good, just flick your cigarette in Jason's eye, then punch him with your other hand.

No, that was "All The Right Moves".

How does it handle on the PS4? Probably will pick this up tonight, looks like my kind of deal. Watching some gameplay, the window diving seems most important, I'm expecting to embarrass myself a bit.

Instead of XP, XXXP.

The two groups most underserved in the series' usually thorough carnage:

The irrelevant one where they hung an L on Charlotte for no good reason? Thought "pretend it never happened" was the official stance.

You play for five hours, but the outcome has been decided since thirty seconds in, when you put on your right shoe before your left.